What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What's a redditors worst fear?

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.