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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.