What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.