What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.