What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!