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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak