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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.