Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.