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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.