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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.