Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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He used conditioner on them.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.