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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.