How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...