What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.