How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!