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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!