Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.