Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

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What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!