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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.