Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.