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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.