Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.