Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Because I don't love you anymore.

Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

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God save the kin.

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Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.