Santa's little Elvis.
A lost clause.
I told you it would rain, dear.
Census presents for Christmas!
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Because he cauterize.
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
She sings with the other hand.
Because he had a brother named Enos.
One for the money, two for the show.
