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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee