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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee