Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral:: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators