Santa's little Elvis.
A jolly rancher.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
With a Nine Inch Nail.
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Because they sing hymns, not hers!*
The Brains of Castamere.
They all died in Tennessee
Because he had a brother named Enos.
