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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Remorse code

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.