Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.