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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.