Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.