He fingered a minor.
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A pizza can feed a family of four
Because he had bad pickups
No strings attached
Tulips on my pianist.
Homeless.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Would you like fries with that?
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
They start to fret.
Comfortably Dumb
They don't need to, they glow in the dark...
Porridge
Because 10 9 8
Because he was kneaded.
When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
They keep saying check, mate.
When you are playing Charades.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Through the cell wall.
Pupperoni
Just pay for your pizza.
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
