Because he had bad pickups
No strings attached
Tulips on my pianist.
Homeless.
Would you like fries with that?
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
They start to fret.
Because why MC, eh
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
They're not infallible
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Dont fret about it.
When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
Rise up lights
She needed more concentration.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
Ulta Magnus!
