Because he had bad pickups
No strings attached
Tulips on my pianist.
Homeless.
Would you like fries with that?
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
They start to fret.
A dry doc.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Because they weren't good at Chopin.
The four hands (you dirty minds)
A small medium at large.
Toilet paper.
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
"Would you like fries with that "
Having to admit you have autism:,P
A pizza can feed a family.
Tyrannosaurus Ex
It's the one that always sinks....
Don't fret
Dont fret about it.
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
