No strings attached
Homeless.
Would you like fries with that?
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
They start to fret.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
He was caught playing in A minor.
A. Both are made to capture special moments.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Eggs get laid only once
He wanted to lay it on the line!
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
I can maintain polite conversation.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
Your girlfriend.
A fork
T They're just trying to raise a family.
A pizza can feed a family
Just order them without liver.
They're both cheesy.
