What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.