Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative