Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know