How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...