A Coke-o-nut.
P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Dude, your is hanging out
Pair-o-Medics
Because they pump-kin
Four. O, double-u and e.
They're not infallible
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because it's playing dead.
Nice belt.
They both turn "o" into "O".
You owe Eve an O.
One had to P.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A carb-o-rater
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A double-vowel shotgun.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!
E-I-E-I-O.
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
A coconut!
Because they got lost at C.
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
Moandays.
We'll get on it next week
You call 'im Maury.
I guess it's too grue-some.
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Denim Denim Denim
Denim, denim, denim.
Because he never left the pub.
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
