A Coke-o-nut.
P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Dude, your is hanging out
Pair-o-Medics
Because they pump-kin
Four. O, double-u and e.
They're not infallible
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because it's playing dead.
Nice belt.
They both turn "o" into "O".
You owe Eve an O.
One had to P.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A carb-o-rater
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A double-vowel shotgun.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!
E-I-E-I-O.
They roll their J's.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because he hasn't Read October.
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
You're my brother in arms!
Ed. U. Cation!
THESE are the brakes!
They might give you Hi-V back!
Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?
They both only really work on paper
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
