A Coke-o-nut.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Dude, your is hanging out
Pair-o-Medics
You whore.
Because they pump-kin
Four. O, double-u and e.
They're not infallible
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because it's playing dead.
Nice belt.
They both turn "o" into "O".
You owe Eve an O.
An O.
One had to P.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A carb-o-rater
Because of the B O
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A double-vowel shotgun.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!
E-I-E-I-O.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Nothing. It's a free country.
A leder hoser.
A school.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
Nothing
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
Inverse.
They're both myths.
C and Y
Coke.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
The spelling.
Some people actually believe santa exist.