A Coke-o-nut.
P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Dude, your is hanging out
Pair-o-Medics
Because they pump-kin
Four. O, double-u and e.
They're not infallible
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because it's playing dead.
Nice belt.
They both turn "o" into "O".
You owe Eve an O.
One had to P.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A carb-o-rater
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A double-vowel shotgun.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!
E-I-E-I-O.
Hi, Ladies!
They might give you Hi-V back!
November.
Whoever wins...we lose.
Formula 1 drooling!
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Coke addicts.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
The Bible
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
A 6-pack and a potato.
