What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.