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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Wonton-amo Bay

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Because Chernobyl fallout.

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They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River