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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river