March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Previous Random Joke Next

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.