What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Cry me a peninsula.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river