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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River