What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River