What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River