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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River