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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.