Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.