Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."