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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.