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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.