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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.