What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.