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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.