What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."