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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...