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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze