What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training