What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.