The spelling.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
To show the opossum it could be done.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!
Because eggs were going up!
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.