The spelling.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Because the chicken was having a day off!
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Because they can't spell "read it".
Incorrectly.
My poor, mixed-up kids...
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.