What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.