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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards