What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.