Dual air bags.
A dependent Claus.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
Where did Es-car-go.
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!
Covers tracks
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
The ground!
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.