What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.