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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.