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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Latino Jokes More Latino Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Nick Jokes More Nick Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t