What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.