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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.