What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.