What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.