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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Marry Woman Jokes More Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.