What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.