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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.