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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Woman Parachutist Jokes More Woman Parachutist Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.