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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Woman Parachutist Jokes More Woman Parachutist Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.