Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Because there's no point in it.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Ones in a cup

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.