Whistle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!