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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.