What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Rub him with oinkment.

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So they don't whistle on the way down.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!