What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in