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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.