Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.