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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.