Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory