Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.