Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!