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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!