Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.