Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.