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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.