Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.