Because they don't have chairs.
An eggplant.
Omlet!
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Aisle B - Back.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A chair.
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
