Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.