Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.