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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!