What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair