What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.