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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.