What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.