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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.