What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.