Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?