March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Previous Random Joke Next

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.