Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
E.I. G.I Joe.
I herd.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Do you even Lyft, bro?
It's sew sew.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
Are you seeding?
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
