Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?