Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Because he dosen't have a plot.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!
A transplant
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
