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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture