Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.