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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.