What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."