What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots