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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!