What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.