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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.