What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.