Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
It turned into a field
To make sure he still wasn't there.
She looked at their last names...
Because the farmer had cold hands
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
It was wound up already.
Broadview*
I dunno, a Grover something.
Because their knee grows.
The Y.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
Shiitake mushrooms.
Plant its nuts.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
One, but he wishes it was two.