What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.