What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.