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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.