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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What the band's name?

Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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