What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.