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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize