How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.