How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field