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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.