How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.