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How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.