What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon