What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.