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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.