Finish Line Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!