What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!