What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!