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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.