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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!