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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

2 Foot Jokes More 2 Foot Jokes

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

5 Arm Jokes More 5 Arm Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.