What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.