Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

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What's small and got 7 dents in it?

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