Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.