Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.