Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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A Graduated cylinder.

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it