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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia