Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors?

A Joint family.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

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What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

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What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia

What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia?

Euthanasia.