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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Who was the most powerful cat in China?

Chairman Miaow!

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.