Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia?

Euthanasia.

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.