Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia?

Euthanasia.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids