How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.