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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.