How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.