How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.