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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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A lunar-tick

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

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Oh, Phuket!

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.