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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.