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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.