How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.