5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
The answer may shock you.
One, or two? One, or two?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
None, he lets the knives do the work
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
None. They can't climb the ladder.
To screw in the lightbulb.
Nun.
Why does it have to be a group activity?
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
Literally dozens.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Offswitch.
It needed to get it's fill o' mint.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
To get to the other side.
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
None. They can't change anything.
None. It's too dark.
None cuz it's already lit af
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
Just one, but they need a backup.
None, that's a hardware issue.
One
None, that's what students are for.
The white amount.
Change??
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
A Basilian.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Fish.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Amen.
He Brexit!
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
One....Two...One, Two...
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that
A fish
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
About 8000
None, because they can't change anything.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
Because he had a dying light
None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.
One.
Zero.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Too much work.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
I don't care. You pick
None. They already glow.
None. They're too afraid of the electricity.
Need to know ASAP.
Wanna go ride a bike?
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
A lightbulb.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Hella.
DATA EXPUNGED
Not get a job.
Lulz!!! etc etc etc
Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
Zero, because none of them knows how to
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
All of them.
Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
More guns!
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
Three, but they're really one
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
The pension package.
HEAVEN!!
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
They can't afford to pay respects.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
The New York jets.
Fryday.
Middle school.
Cause it's far out, man
He was too far out.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
She delivers.
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