How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next