How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.