How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!