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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!