How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.