How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)