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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!