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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.