How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.