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How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.