Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Vending machines.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
