Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
None--He'll only promise "change."
None that's a hardware problem
I don't know, I'm no scientist
OVER 9000
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
