Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
