Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Change for a buck.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
