How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.