How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

Deadhead Jokes More Deadhead Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.