How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.