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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.