What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.